Silly Quotes about Facebook Status


Total: 27 Quotes
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
shinlovesyou
 Unknown quotes  | added by: shinlovesyou
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Addiction quotes   Humor quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
 
mut817
 Unknown quotes  | added by: mut817
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Twitter quotes   Valentines Day quotes   Silly quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
 
katie_benson92
 Unknown quotes  | added by: katie_benson92
 Facebook Status quotes   Kids quotes   Silly quotes   Animals quotes 
Suggest Revision: I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
 
GabbieHenderson
 Unknown quotes  | added by: GabbieHenderson
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Cute quotes   Silly quotes   Falling In Love quotes 
Suggest Revision: I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
 
ida_hov
 Unknown quotes  | added by: ida_hov
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
 
YoussefIbb
 Unknown quotes  | added by: YoussefIbb
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
 
Francine377
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Francine377
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Truth quotes   Being Silly quotes   Conversation quotes 
Suggest Revision: *Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds?
 
ted
 Unknown quotes  | added by: ted
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Silly quotes   Sex quotes 
Suggest Revision: Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
 
Faira_Here
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Faira_Here
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Being A Woman quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
 
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