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Sparki_Dee_ quotes Collection of quotes added by Sparki_Dee_. Sparki_Dee_ Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Best Friend   Loyalty   Great Friendship   Happy   Boredom   Being Bored   Funny   Tv   Lol   Love   Unhappiness   Happiness   Laughter   Jealousy   Two Faced People  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 10 Quotes You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face 2 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Jealousy quotes   Two Faced People quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Love is sometimes a bitch. Just don't marry it! 3 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Love quotes   Unhappiness quotes   Happiness quotes   Laughter quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Malcolm In The Middle... sounds like a sex position 2 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Funny quotes   Lol quotes   TV quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay the license, you get fined again, you pay the fine but still continue to not pay the license, you then get put inside for 2 months and your cell has a TV in it with freeview.I dont think the government or the BBC have thought it through have they! 1 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  TV quotes   Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? 2 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  TV quotes   Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sky Digital - Shit loads of channels, fuck all to watch! 1 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  TV quotes   Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how to work their washing machines 2 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Funny quotes   TV quotes   Boredom quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together. 303 up, 126 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Best Friend quotes   Loyalty quotes   Great Friendship quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn 1 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Boredom quotes   Being Bored quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. 2 up, 0 down  Sparki Dee quotes  | added by: Sparki_Dee_  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Happy quotes   Boredom quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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