Teacher Quotes about Funny


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Suggest Revision: Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
 
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Suggest Revision: Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
 
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Suggest Revision: During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
 
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Suggest Revision: There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
 
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Suggest Revision: My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
 
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Suggest Revision: Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
 
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Suggest Revision: As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
 
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Suggest Revision: One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.
 
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Suggest Revision: A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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