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Ted Sex quotes Ted quotes » Sex quotes Ted Quotes About:  Funny   Dieting   Fitness Jokes   Funny Facebook Status   Being Fat   Jokes   Twitter   Sarcastic   Short   Clever Facebook Status   Words   Language   Questioning   Restaurants   Humor   Celebrity   Music   Silly   Restaurants   Jealousy   Cartoons   Humor   Bad Mood   Bitchy   Bad Day   Attitude   Annoying People   Witty Facebook Status   Poetry   Valentines Day   Arguments   Ugliness   Choice   Women   Facebook Status   Songs   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   Being Annoyed   I Hate You   Girls   Gay   Friends   Facebook   Witty   People   Nature   Weather  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 6 Quotes I see that you retweeted my tweet...I accept your invitation for sex. 53 up, 36 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny quotes   Sex quotes   Twitter quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook. 178 up, 78 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Silly quotes   Sex quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms. 315 up, 48 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes   Protection quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents. 368 up, 149 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. 95 up, 70 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny quotes   Sex quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. 508 up, 97 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: ted  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Men quotes   Sex quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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