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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.

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I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.

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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.

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If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.

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Let's eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.

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I'm thankful for the distance we live from your annoying family.

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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.

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I'm thankful that we can soon get back to being ungrateful, disillusioned, and cynical.

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I'm thankful that I only have to fake working for two days this week.

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Given the amount of food I plan to gorge on this year, I'm not confident in the integrity of this chair's construction.

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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.