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TheGreatestDad quotes Collection of quotes added by TheGreatestDad. TheGreatestDad Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Funny   Halloween   Alcohol   Drinking   Party   Weekend   Teenagers   Preparationbeing Young   Life   Humor   Laziness   Being Lazy   Funny Lazy   Being A Man   Overcoming   Depression   Problems   Struggle   Self-improvement   Growth   Pride  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 6 Quotes I'm not proud for the things I've did in the past, but I'm proud that I took the challenge as a man and faced all my problems. 42 up, 4 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: TheGreatestDad  Being A Man quotes   Overcoming quotes   Depression quotes   Problems quotes   Struggle quotes   Self-improvement quotes   Growth quotes   Pride quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag. 62 up, 18 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: TheGreatestDad  Funny quotes   Laziness quotes   Being Lazy quotes   Humor quotes   Funny Lazy quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work. 236 up, 65 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: TheGreatestDad  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrows math test. 62 up, 9 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: TheGreatestDad  Teenagers quotes   PreparationBeing Young quotes   Life quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 1 up, 0 down swagforme Teenagers love adventure but not MATH tests! Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. 352 up, 66 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: TheGreatestDad  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Alcohol quotes   Drinking quotes   Party quotes   Weekend quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now. 264 up, 37 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: TheGreatestDad  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes   Halloween quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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