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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body

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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31

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If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess

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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.

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