Unemployment Quotes about Funny


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Suggest Revision: If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
 
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Suggest Revision: Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
 
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Suggest Revision: We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
 
 Harry S Truman quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
 
 Slappy White quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
 
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Suggest Revision: When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors.
 
 Karl Marx quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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