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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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The teacher asks Timmy
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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...condom says to the tampon,
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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.
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