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Voltron77535 Yo Mamma quotes Voltron77535 quotes » Yo Mamma quotes Voltron77535 Quotes About:  Change   Life   Struggle   Difficulty   Stress   Stay Strong   Optimism   Keeping Trying   Never Give Up   Friends   Yo Mamma   Life   Famous   Time   Inspirational   Motivational   Good Morning   A New Day   Gifts   Appreciate Life  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 3 Quotes Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot. 0 up, 0 down  Nate quotes  | added by: voltron77535  Yo Mamma quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died. Yo mammas so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mammas so old, she DJd at the Boston Tea Party. Yo mammas so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Yo mammas so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Yo mammas so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Yo mammas so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. Yo mammas so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mammas so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo mammas so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. Yo mammas so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Yo mammas so old, shes got hieroglyphics on her drivers license. Yo mammas so old, the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her apartment. Yo mammas so old, when she was young, the Dead Sea was only sick. Yo mammas so old she sat behin 0 up, 0 down  Nate quotes  | added by: voltron77535  Yo Mamma quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mamma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mamma is so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mamma is so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mamma is so short people mistake her for an end table 0 up, 0 down  Nate quotes  | added by: voltron77535  Yo Mamma quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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