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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.

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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking ferrari.

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I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.

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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.

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This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.

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Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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Tuesday, June 18

Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.