Will Rogers Funny Quotes & Sayings


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Suggest Revision: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
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 Will Rogers quotes 
Suggest Revision: Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
 
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 Will Rogers quotes 
Suggest Revision: Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
 
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 Will Rogers quotes 
Suggest Revision: Always drink upstream from the herd.
 
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 Will Rogers quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
 
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Suggest Revision: The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
 
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Suggest Revision: The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say,
 
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 Will Rogers quotes 
Suggest Revision: There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
 
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Suggest Revision: Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
 
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