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Winter Quotes About Funny

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12 Winter quotes tagged with Funny.

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It's NEVER too cold for ice cream.

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Every mile is two in winter.

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Winter either bites with its teeth or lashes with its tail.

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Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

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There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in.

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You cant get too much winter in the winter.

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Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

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When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.

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There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.

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The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.

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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

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