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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama

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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.

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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.

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Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one.

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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.

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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”