Witty Facebook Status Quotes about Facebook Status


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Juan913
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Juan913
 Mind Your Own Business quotes   Difficulty quotes   Witty quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Humor quotes   Nosey People quotes 
Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
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Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
 
Bryan27
 Bryan Burden quotes  | added by: Bryan27
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame ass dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
 
FreeMind
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Suggest Revision: The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.
 
RelatableQuotes
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 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Girl Power quotes   Diva quotes   Bad Bitch quotes   Attitude quotes   Being Real quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bitch and I'll show you one. fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
 
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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.
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