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Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?	28 up, 14 down

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Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .

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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.

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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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Thursday, June 20

It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.

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