Woody Allen Funny Quotes & Sayings


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Suggest Revision: Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
 
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Suggest Revision: The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
 
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Suggest Revision: And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
 
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Suggest Revision: If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
 
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Suggest Revision: I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
 
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