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Carlosbanks47 quotes Collection of quotes added by Carlosbanks47. Carlosbanks47 Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Food   Internet   Humor   Life   Love   To Late   Funny   Apologies   Change   Love   Love Lies   Sluts Skinny   Life Is Too Short   Fake Girls  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 19 Quotes Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . 177 up, 79 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I don't hate you, I just...never mind I hate you. 0 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. 0 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._. 2 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian. Sister: Me too dad. Dad: So no one here likes guys?!?! Son: I do... 1 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man. 2 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Fake Girls quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. 0 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Life Is Too Short quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny. 1 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Funny quotes   Sluts Skinny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Even if you lie to me once, it makes me question everything else you say. 0 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Life quotes    Love Lies quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice. 2 up, 0 down  Carlos Banks quotes  | added by: carlosbanks47  Life quotes    Love quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   Next

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