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Francis.calles quotes Collection of quotes added by Francis.calles. Francis.calles Quotes About:  Relationship   Beautiful   Girl   Personality   Dick   Guys   Love   Real Quotes   Funny Facebook Status   Lies   Humor   Funny Facebook Status Quotes   Roses Are Red   Facebook Status   Being Ignored   Shit Happens   Funny   Your Momma So Fat  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 18 Quotes Yo momma so fat, she plays temple walk. 1 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes   Your Momma So Fat quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner 1 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail *Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. 1 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I had a dream about you. Awwwwww. Yeah, you died. 0 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! 2 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status Quotes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. 1 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status Quotes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. 97 up, 13 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Facebook Status quotes   Being Ignored quotes   Shit Happens quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither. 2 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status Quotes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Roses are red, You have a phone, But nobody texts you..... Forever alone. 1 up, 1 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Funny Facebook Status Quotes quotes   Roses Are Red quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe shes just really good at lying. 1 up, 0 down  Francis quotes  | added by: francis.calles  Real Quotes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   Next

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