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James_johnson quotes Collection of quotes added by James_johnson. James_johnson Quotes About:  Being Forgotten   Lies   Heartbroken   Betrayal   It Is What It Is   Work   Laziness   Happy Friday   Funny Friday   Funny   Lazy   Heartbreak   Writing   Music   Advertising   Business   Driving   Advice   Losing   Memory   Irony   Being Annoyed   Monday   Clever Facebook Status   Babies   Creative   Facebook Status   Men And Women   Understanding   It Is What It Is   Twitter   Conversation   Facebook   Birthday Wishes   Parents   Children   Shit Happens   Hoes   Insults   Shit Talking   Tears   Emotions   Expression   Inspiring   Life   Living   Meaning   Maturity   Change   Being Immature  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 55 Quotes Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody else is as weird as you. 4 up, 3 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Twitter quotes   Thought quotes   Being Weird quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail That awkward moment when your 'friends' don't invite you to something. 121 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Bad Friends quotes   Being Ignored quotes   Feeling Lonely quotes   Being Forgotten quotes   It Is What It Is quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari. 169 up, 25 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Sex quotes   Absence quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail When you lose: 'It's just a stupid game.' When you win: 'In your face, loser!' 18 up, 4 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Games quotes   Winning quotes   Losing quotes   Double Standards quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail A real man will take care of home first. 53 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  A Real Man quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Follow your heart, Not the world. It'll get you much further in life, trust me. 20 up, 2 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Listen To Your Heart quotes   Instinct quotes   Intuition quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail There's going to come a point where you have to give up your whole life for one thing...or give up that one thing for a whole another life. 44 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Life quotes   Choices quotes   Decision quotes   Sacrifice quotes   New Beginnings quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food. 287 up, 121 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Food quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My bank must think I'm a gymnast because my balance is so outstanding. 28 up, 8 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Funny quotes   Bank Account quotes   Money quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. 51 up, 22 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Funny quotes   Monday quotes   Alcohol quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   4   5   6   Next

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