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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Your beauty overwhelms me,as I wrap my arms around you & press your softness tight. Great passion fills my inner being I'm captured in your embrace. Your eyes control my very soul, the touch of your lips, heaven. Forever frozen in time all else fades into nothing...,.,.
Udiah
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I saw you stare at the sky tonight Millions of stars that always makes you peaceful You are the girl that lures the stars tonight That you make friends in times of bright and dark Sparkling beauty of a bright star Helped take me to the imagination that had disappeared I hold it too far for fear of flying Not like you who has a heart as hard as rock If you fly away with the stars I want you to take me with you Even if you fall then, and nor I So believe me when I will always be with you Do not you sad, O my dear ¦ Although the night sky becomes gray Look at the breadth of the heavens in my heart I am one of the brightest stars for you
Sanee
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Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks.............
Sanee
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute............
Sanee
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Girls are like phones. Like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Sanee
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Goodbye is never painful unless you never going to say hello again!
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When I saw you, I was afraid to look deep into your eyes, when I look @ you I was afraid to hold you tight, when tight you close I'm afraid to loose you, cos when you bid goodbye I began to cry..............
SAnee
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
Unknown
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Bcos of you World is hapi, a place I love to be. My days are filled with the swites drims, My lips keep smiling. Just bcos ure my health and true love. Love you till last breath..........O_o
Me
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A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of...ehem GOOD TASTE!
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