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Nasty002 quotes Collection of quotes added by Nasty002. Nasty002 Quotes About:  My Pic   Funny   Friendship   Choice   Because Of You   Facebook Status   Being A Woman   Girl Power   When Saw You I'm Afraid To   Goodbye   Losing Someone   Girls Are Like   When A   What The Deff   You Da Star   Kiss Of My Love   Sex   Jokes   Sex Joke  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 14 Quotes Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house! 226 up, 54 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: nasty002  Funny quotes   Sex quotes   Jokes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing. 182 up, 62 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: nasty002  Funny quotes   Sex quotes   Jokes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing. 2 up, 1 down  Jokes4all quotes  | added by: nasty002  Sex Joke quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Your beauty overwhelms me,as I wrap my arms around you & press your softness tight. Great passion fills my inner being I'm captured in your embrace. Your eyes control my very soul, the touch of your lips, heaven. Forever frozen in time all else fades into nothing...,.,. 1 up, 0 down  Udiah quotes  | added by: nasty002  Kiss Of My Love quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I saw you stare at the sky tonight Millions of stars that always makes you peaceful You are the girl that lures the stars tonight That you make friends in times of bright and dark Sparkling beauty of a bright star Helped take me to the imagination that had disappeared I hold it too far for fear of flying Not like you who has a heart as hard as rock If you fly away with the stars I want you to take me with you Even if you fall then, and nor I So believe me when I will always be with you Do not you sad, O my dear ¦ Although the night sky becomes gray Look at the breadth of the heavens in my heart I am one of the brightest stars for you 1 up, 0 down  Sanee quotes  | added by: nasty002  You Da Star quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks............. 1 up, 0 down  Sanee quotes  | added by: nasty002  What The Deff quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute............ 2 up, 0 down  Sanee quotes  | added by: nasty002  When A quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Girls are like phones. Like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 1 up, 0 down  Sanee quotes  | added by: nasty002  Girls Are Like quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Goodbye is never painful unless you never going to say hello again! 22 up, 3 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: nasty002  Goodbye quotes   Losing Someone quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail When I saw you, I was afraid to look deep into your eyes, when I look @ you I was afraid to hold you tight, when tight you close I'm afraid to loose you, cos when you bid goodbye I began to cry.............. 1 up, 0 down  SAnee quotes  | added by: nasty002  When Saw You I'm Afraid To quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   Next

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