Phyllis Diller Quotes & Sayings

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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