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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.

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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

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There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't

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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

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