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I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.

I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I do it? And hes like, Oohmale strippers, I dont know. And I was like, If I do this movie, guys are going to hate my guts. And Chris Rock islike, Motherfucker, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, hes doing just fine.

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Chris Rock once said something that was really interesting. He said, "Women would run the world if they didn't hate each other." That's the only thing preventing us from running this entire planet, that we hate each other!

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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!

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A man is basically as faithful as his options.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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