Homer Quotes & Sayings

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This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy!

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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

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A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

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