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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

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Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love

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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

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