Joe Bob Briggs Quotes & Sayings

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I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

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The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.

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There is no post-9-11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9-11.

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A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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