Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home. - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Phyllis Diller

5 Likes

5 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

7 Likes

Sponsored Links

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

2 Likes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

10 Likes

Mistakes quotes

Bachelors quotes

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

33 Likes

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

6 Likes

Sponsored Links

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

11 Likes

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual

48 Likes

Frustration quotes

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

30 Likes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

404 Likes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

10 Likes

Sponsored Links

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

4 Likes

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

11 Likes

Putdowns quotes

TRENDING

TRENDING TOPICS

Apr 23

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™