Craig Ferguson Quotes & Sayings

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If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me

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I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

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If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

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You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry.

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Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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