As I Was Leaving This Morning, I Said To Myself 'the Last Thing You Must Do Is Forget Your Speech.' And Sure Enough, As I Left The House This Morning, The Last Thing I Did Was To Forget My Speech. - SearchQuotes

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As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech.

Rowan Atkinson

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