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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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Suggest Revision: As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
 

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Suggest Revision: Mia Farrow was the person I was really excited about getting to know because Woody Allen is one of my heroes and, just by proxy, I was a huge fan of hers.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
 
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Suggest Revision: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am an only child. I have one sister.
 
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Suggest Revision: What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen!
 
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