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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

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Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

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Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

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Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

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