Jeff Ross Quotes & Sayings

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Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

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What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery?

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Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby.

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You know you're white bread, Carson, right? You shit croutons.

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You ever had your heart broken, Larry? What was his name?

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Featured Quote: "Never stop doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts."

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