Check Out That Guy, Why Is His Face All Twisted Up Like That? Looks Like He Jacks Off With Icy-Hot. He Looks Like He Just Sh.. A Gerbil! -Ed Wuncler, Sr. - SearchQuotes

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Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just sh.. a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler, Sr.

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