Alan Bennett Quotes & Sayings

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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.

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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.

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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.

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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?

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Quotes by Alan Bennett

Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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