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If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.

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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.

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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.

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Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?

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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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