Leslie Nielsen Quotes & Sayings

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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

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The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

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The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

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