Samantha Jones Quotes & Sayings

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I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move on.

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Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

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Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k a gardener?

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Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

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Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

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