Even Though I've Been Married For Eight Years, I Do Separate My Food In The Refrigerator From My Wife's. I Put Labels On It That Say 'This Is Will's Leftover Chicken' Or Whatever. And If You Touch It, Yeah, I Get Livid. - SearchQuotes

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Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.

Will Ferrell

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