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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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