Matt Groening Quotes & Sayings

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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

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Family Problem quotes

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"I'll keep it short and sweet-Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons that you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

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