Jeff Foxworthy Quotes & Sayings

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You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.

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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

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You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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