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Cuddy: Oh, why do you have to make everything so dramatic? House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog *yips*

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Wilson: They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.

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Clinic Patient: I wasn't trying to off myself. House: No, you were trying to kill the wall.

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Foreman: You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's ass. Chase: I wasn't kissing his ass. Foreman: It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending over.

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House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying no chance in hell. Chase: I'm Australian. House: You put the Queen on your money; you're British.

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