Hansel: I Guess You Can Dere-lick My Balls Cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls, Thank You Very Much. - SearchQuotes

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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

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