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To My Future Partner; we ain't kissing in the morning until we brush our teeth hate bad breath.

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My doctor said I have bad breath and gave me some extra strong toothpaste. Now all I need is a toothbrush.

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If a shark ever asks you if he has bad breath, be aware that 9 times out of 10 it's just an elaborate scheme to bite your head off.

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Twitter is cool cause you can be sitting at home & it feels like you're out with people but without the bad breath, eye contact & moving.

If you can bring people to tears with your words, Im assuming you have really bad breath.

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