Homer Quotes & Sayings

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A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield, it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt.

This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy!

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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

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A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.

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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Homer and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Homer quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Homer quotes on the web!