Ned Flanders Quotes & Sayings

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Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

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Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

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Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

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If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!

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Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

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Featured Quote: "A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation, doesn't always need togetherness, as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part..."

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