Eric Cartman Quotes & Sayings

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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!

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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.

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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.

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Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pussy prick.

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Bitch! Dont call me bitch, bitch!

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