Zoidberg Quotes & Sayings

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A floor? We live like Kings! -Zoidberg

Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people! -Zoidberg

One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry

What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking? -Zoidberg

Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.

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